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"My kid could have done that with AI."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

"Well....I could've done this!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Selfie

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"You're welcome."

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Klimt Kiss Phones

Wagging Dog

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Picasso: The Early Years

Cats at private view

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Jackson Pollock Studio

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"Feel better, dear?"

The Cremaster Cycle

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Art Gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"He's an abstract artist."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn