Contemplative Humorist T-Shirts

In case of emergency, break silence.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Optimist

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Meds Toast

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"