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'Contemplate this summons.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Optimist

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'