Contemplative Dad Pillows

"Daddy is making sense of things."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

Gregson is a real family man.

'Thinker's drinker.'

Buddha Fishing

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'

'My son's doing work experience and he helps me with the small print.'

"Baldo, I think we need to spend more time together. Let's go fishing."

"I need to cut back on work and spend more time with the children. . . how many do we have?"

"Do you ever get the feeling life is passing you by?"

Les Papas - 'A Father is a gift-horse from Nature'

'Sweetheart, Daddy can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening and then probably schedule some tests.'

"I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son, but I'm afraid they're illegal!"

"Do you remember when razors were give away?"

"Do you ever worry we might be canceling each other out?"

"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"

"If I have a son, I'm going to name him 59379 Jr."