Contemplation Master Pillows

Overthink

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Zenemies.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Unguided imagery

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"The overthinker"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

"Show off."