Contemplation Master Mugs

Overthink

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"What was I thinking?!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

Zenemies.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"The overthinker"

Unguided imagery

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Rodin's Thinker.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Need an elevated state of mind too!