Contact Sports Aficionado Pillows

"Sumo Hockey."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Pole Vault Rules

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

First Prize!

A skier and a paraglider

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Multitasking executive dog

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"