Contact Sports Aficionado Mugs

"Sumo Hockey."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

First Prize!

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

Multitasking executive dog

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

A skier and a paraglider

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"