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"My computer beat me at chess..."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Back to school.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Cristiano Ronaldo

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'