Consumerism Analyst T-Shirts

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

"Last chance for batteries before the light at the end of the tunnel."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Made in China

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"That shirt is so last year."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Customer Convention

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."