Consumer Insights Mugs

Technical Performance Ranking, Consumer Satisfaction Survey, and Word on the Street.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Gullib-Os

CATCHY NAME

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Excellent photo for the cover of our annual report, Richards. Tell me; which do we make, the cell phone or the umbrella?'

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Man is attacked by barcodes.

The competition's customer vs our customer.

'Today's consumer has new priorities, and it's our job to tell them what those priorities are...'

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

Man is target

"Any new proposals?"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'Remember, you're NEVER a stranger in this store because we've got LOADS of shopping data on you!'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

Your Flexible Fiend.

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

'Try recording it again but this time, don't laugh when you say, 'Your call is important to us'.'

Woman is target

Warning! Due to rapid inflation, marked prices will likely double before you reach checkout.

"You know very well what subscription forms."

'I don't remember your name but your salary is familiar.'