Consumer Insights Seeker Mugs

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

The competition's customer vs our customer.

'Today's consumer has new priorities, and it's our job to tell them what those priorities are...'

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

Man is target

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"Any new proposals?"

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

'Remember, you're NEVER a stranger in this store because we've got LOADS of shopping data on you!'

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

'I have a theory about your masochism.', 'Go ahead, Doc -- Let me have it.'

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

'It's more than a hunch....it's a permanent fixture.'

Valley of Big Data