Customer Insight Seeker Mugs

"Any new proposals?"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Spelling a newspaper

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"Are you blushing?!"

The Wiki Man.

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

The competition's customer vs our customer.

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Methuselah attends a job interview.

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

'What's that terrible smell?'

Information: "Tell me anything, as long as it doesn't have anything to do with Donald Trump."

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'