Consumer Insights Explorer Gifts

The competition's customer vs our customer.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Day trading.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Graph to find your IQ

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

Reading the Leaves.

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

'I'd like you to get rid of my pathetic delusions.'

"Any new proposals?"

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

Hey, my bowl is empty. Ah, enlightenment!

'Does it bother you that I'm a mouse, and that I can articulate?'

'I forgot to ask her employment history -- I got bogged won in 'distinguishing personal characteristics.''

"I'm right because it feels right!"

"Having analysed the data we're pretty sure there will be a result, we just don't know what it might be."