"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Consumer Culture Lovers T-Shirts
Express your love for consumer culture with our fun, stylish t-shirts. Ideal for retail enthusiasts who enjoy showing off their shopping spirit with a witty twist.
"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'The good news is I had a very good year.'
Made in China
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
Let's Celebrate
"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
Sign Reform
Greed.
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"You've all been like a company to me."
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.
'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'
'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'
"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"
"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."
"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."
Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.
"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'
"I wonder what this was for."
"Let's touch base again at three."
"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."
"When you order your dictator from Temu"
"Thursday makes it ten years. What do you say we renew our merger vows."
"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."
Consumer Culture Lovers T-Shirts Collection
Consumer Culture Lovers Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate consumer culture with witty and humorous designs—perfect for retail lovers and shopping enthusiasts.
Consumer Culture Lovers Pillows
Explore cozy pillows with fun, consumer-themed designs—ideal for sprucing up your home with humor and style.
Consumer Culture Lovers Prints
Check out our vibrant art prints capturing the essence of consumer culture—great for adorning your space with a touch of humor and modern flair.