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"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Minimalism is boring. I want stuff."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Made in China

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

Pearly King and Queen

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Out of kilter.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Kultural K9's.

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Sign Reform

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."