"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
Consumer Culture Lover T-Shirts
Wear your interests proudly with t-shirts that celebrate the quirks and creativity of consumer culture, blending humor and style in every design.
"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Made in China
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
Sign Reform
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.
"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."
Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
"When you order your dictator from Temu"
"I wonder what this was for."
"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."
"Thursday makes it ten years. What do you say we renew our merger vows."
Too Much Plastic.
Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."
Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.
"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."
'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'
'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'
'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'
'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'
"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."
"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."
Consumer Culture Lover T-Shirts Collection
Consumer Culture Lover Mugs
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Consumer Culture Lover Pillows
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Consumer Culture Lover Prints
Browse our prints featuring clever takes on consumerism—great for decorating your home with humor and insight.