
"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
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"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
"We have cornered the market in sales to people who really don't need our product!"
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Made in China
"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"
"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
The new boss brought a sense of urgency.
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
Sign Reform
Woman thinking about luxuries.
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
"Do you have pants in XL?"
"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'
Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.
"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."
"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."
"We like to think of ourselves as a very progressive company. After all, a little self-delusion never hurt anyone."
"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."
'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'
The Department of Lessons Learned...
Course 'Management Skills and Employee Motivation', 09 AM - 05 PM, No breaks!
"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'
Corporate Scapegoat of the Month (Poster hanging on company hallway)
'They didn't kick me upstairs after all -- they threw me down the elevator shaft!'
"I wonder what this was for."
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