Constructive Criticism Fans Pillows

"We were hoping for something other than 'Whatever' as answers to our survey questions."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Privatized Jails

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"Wow, we're doing great."

'We don't believe in treating people like a number. Here, you'll be treated like a slave.'

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Graduation at the executioner's school

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

'How do you like the new incentive scheme?'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."

'Exploiting the workers hasn't helped...so we'll have to start screwing them.'

LARGE FRONT

"How can a drugstore afford to buy a large insurance company for $69 billion?"

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"..And the best product placement in a film award goes to..."

'I remember when kidnapping stood for something. Now it's all about the ransom and pleasing the shareholders.'