Constructive Criticism Fans Pillows

"We were hoping for something other than 'Whatever' as answers to our survey questions."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Privatized Jails

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

The Calmocracy

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

BP's Spill Bill

"Wow, we're doing great."

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

'We don't believe in treating people like a number. Here, you'll be treated like a slave.'

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

Graduation at the executioner's school

'How do you like the new incentive scheme?'

"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."

'Exploiting the workers hasn't helped...so we'll have to start screwing them.'

LARGE FRONT

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

"How can a drugstore afford to buy a large insurance company for $69 billion?"

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"..And the best product placement in a film award goes to..."