Construction Wizards Gifts

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"So who is this First pet?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Most projects require three hands."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

Carpenter

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple