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"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Folding Container.

Stone henge swing.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'