Considering New Career Gifts

Contemplating a new career path? Celebrate your transition with our witty and thoughtful gifts. Whether you're leaving a job or exploring new opportunities, our products are perfect for inspiring confidence and marking this exciting life event.

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'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.' mockup

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

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'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.' mockup

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

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Where your mind & battle are los

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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'Let's not go by the book.'

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Butterfly Woman

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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In basket-case.

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'How fast can you hype?'

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Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits. mockup

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

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"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company." mockup

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

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"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along." mockup

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

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'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.' mockup

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

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'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.' mockup

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

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'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.' mockup

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections. mockup

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks" mockup

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?" mockup

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

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'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.' mockup

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

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'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.' mockup

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys." mockup

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

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Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour. mockup

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

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Pipe Dream.

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"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.." mockup

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

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Outer Space Outsourcing

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"He's having a hard time finding work." mockup

"He's having a hard time finding work."

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"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom." mockup

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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