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"Margo, I think it's time we talked about us."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'I can change! I swear!'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

PEP TALKS!

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Life is change

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

Pope Francis

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

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"I figure whatever doesn't kill me gets me one day closer to stress leave."

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

'Will I run for President, you ask? H-m-m-m...let's see what the ol' 'Palm' reading predicts!'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"I'm sorry but, legally, there is no way you can get divorces from your parents."

Businessman threatening to sack his wife.

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"I guess there've been more staff cuts than we thought."

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."

"You treat this house like a hotel!"