Going Through Changes T-Shirts

'I can change! I swear!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Life is change

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

Lockdown Signpost

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Pope Francis

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

'Oh no, not you again,'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'Hello, postal service? My girlfriend and me got caught by my wife and she told me to go to hell. Can you forward my letters to there?'

'When my psychiatrist told my wife that I had a split perosnality, guess what she did?'

"Margo, I think it's time we talked about us."

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

'Now, now, it's not Eugene's fault that all of your floppy's must be converted to DVDs for his new computer system.'

"Something makes me feel you want comfortable with change."

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

'Visit Absent Father Christmas' grotto.'

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.

"Maybe the best way we can make Mom see she's too old to have a boyfriend that young is to tell her he's a grape and she's a raisin."

"Give me a chance - I'm only on chapter 2!"