Conservative Talk Radio Fan Pillows

Eclipse.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Retired Talk Show Host.

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

'Alan's claim to fame is that he was once a Jay Leno punch line.'

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

"You may have heard me on 'Fresh Air with Terry Gross.' I'm Terry Gross."

'Whoever said, 'There are no stupid questions,' never listened to talk radio.'