Conservative Palette Admirer Gifts

Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Steve Bannon

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"I forgot blue."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Starving artists' sale.

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

"Devin Nunes is a Great American."

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

"I paint only what I love..."

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

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