Conservative Palette Admirer Gifts

Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"I forgot blue."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Starving artists' sale.

Claude Monet

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"Devin Nunes is a Great American."

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

"I paint only what I love..."

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).