Conservative Commentary Fan Gifts

"I'm majoring in Tory party studies."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Reagacentennial

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

Whatever Happened to Basic Standards at Newspapers?

News remote

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

Voice of the GOP

Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

Greek Crisis

QANON PROUD BOY

'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'

Trump's firings

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

Biden Wins

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Impeachment Chapter III

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'This is not about regime change, honest.'

Servile journalism

Venom

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out James Carville?'

Steve Bannon

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

The New Cold War

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!