Conservation Crusaders Pillows

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Earth stove

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"It's trickle down."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Global warming enough for ya?"