Conservation Crusaders Mugs

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Earth stove

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"It's trickle down."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.