Consent Advocate T-Shirts

I told you what I'd do if you tried that again.

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

"Only a backrub means ONLY a backrub!"

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Don't be a sex criminal! 'No!' means 'No!!'

Trial by Media

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Gun laws US

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Slavery Reparations

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"We need a union!'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Detention Center