Consciousness Studies T-Shirts

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

I think therefore I am.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'

Prisoner speech

Increase Your Height.

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

Baseball Angels

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

"I can't believe he gave our organization such a large donation, especially since we are no longer tax deductible."

Institute (brain).

'Leaving the state of 'being'; entering the great state of 'nothingness'.'

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"Are you here?"