Conscious Cuisine Followers Prints

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Civilized Salmon

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

An apple a day!

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'