Conscious Eater Prints

'Hmmm, ethically sourced or chocolate sauced?'

'Is the mouse free-range?'

New beef chart.

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

It's locally grown and organically raised! I'm not eating it. You can't kill and animal "humanely." Dead's dead! And food is delicious! Where else will humane treatment ever start? With your family? They have raised you locally.

"We have our genetically-enhanced menu, our ethical menu and our regular menu."

That's really putting me off my food...oh god, I'm so shallow...

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

The day Kevin turned vegetarian.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'What are you eating now?'