Conscientious Objector Pillows

A Soldier's Conscience

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

The Three Kinds of People

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Judge Mental.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

Minimalism exhibition...

Opposing viewpoint.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Israeli soldier

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

Boys watching a christening

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'Say cheese.'

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Sneaky cat.

"Same to you, Buddy."

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

'Who is John Galt?'

"He's a new bagger from the supermarket. He's really conscientious!"

"I told you so."

'Oh yeah? -- Let's see how tough you are without that sign!'

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

'Now, this placebo is recommened by four out of five doctors.'