Conqueror Of Discomfort T-Shirts

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Yours is adjustable?"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."