Conqueror Of Discomfort Prints

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Bookworm Sleepover

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

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