Connection Captain Gifts

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Direct Marketing...

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Internet Cafe.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

I'd rather be at the office.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'He's always had difficulty giving people negative feedback!'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Lovers greeting each other

'Male and Female He created them.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Yin and Yang Hug

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

BUS, 'I've got all my money tied up in securitized mortgages or mortgaged securities -- I forget which.'

Executive Travel Agency: Ego Trips Our Speciality

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"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"Actually, I am underwater."