Connected Life Lovers Pillows

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Online Dating

Technological Dependence.

"My computer just texted me."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Online Dating for Dummies

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"A quiet, romantic table for two – not that it’ll do any good."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Connecting

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

Human empathy

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

Cyber Sex

"Somehow I'd always imagined that the melding of man and machine would result in someone of superhuman strength, rather than super connectivity."

Uriah persists in hovering near us, at the dinner-party

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"Hey, Google, tell Siri to ask Alexa to turn off the lights."

"Someone went through my car!"