Connected Life Lovers Pillows

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Online Dating

Technological Dependence.

"My computer just texted me."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Online Dating for Dummies

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"A quiet, romantic table for two – not that it’ll do any good."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Connecting

Human empathy

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

Uriah persists in hovering near us, at the dinner-party

"Somehow I'd always imagined that the melding of man and machine would result in someone of superhuman strength, rather than super connectivity."

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"That explains why there's no electricity between us."

"Hey, Google, tell Siri to ask Alexa to turn off the lights."

Cyber Sex