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"You want an I-pad, I-phone and an I-pod. It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

City Marathon.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Technological Dependence.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

An apple a day!

Where Pleather Comes From

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

The Lesser Pyramids

Hudson River Crouton

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

Vegetarian Professor

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."