Connected Consumer T-Shirts

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

City Marathon.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Technological Dependence.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

The Lesser Pyramids

An apple a day!

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Hudson River Crouton

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

Vegetarian Professor

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"I need one of them and one of them..."