Congregational Commando Pillows

Add a cozy touch to your congregation member’s space with our comforting pillows—featuring witty or inspirational designs that celebrate their faith and leadership.

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'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.' mockup

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

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'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?' mockup

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

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"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate." mockup

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

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'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Here, we started to be investigated...' mockup

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

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"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday." mockup

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

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Executive Asks Death To Wait

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Church restrooms

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Communication Breakdowns

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Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window. mockup

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

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'We are gathered here...'

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"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages." mockup

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

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"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out." mockup

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

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"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

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'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?' mockup

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

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"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar." mockup

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

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Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

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'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...' mockup

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

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"Seats in all parts!"

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Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters. mockup

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

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'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...' mockup

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

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"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."

"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed." mockup

"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."

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"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide." mockup

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

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Aways read the small print.

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Spring Cleaning

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Telephone explosion

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"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes." mockup

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

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'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!' mockup

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

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"Is writing 'wait for laughter' on your sermon really necessary?"

"Is writing 'wait for laughter' on your sermon really necessary?" mockup

"Is writing 'wait for laughter' on your sermon really necessary?"

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"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday." mockup

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

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Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick. mockup

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

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Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along. mockup

Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

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"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome." mockup

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

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"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques mockup

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

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'The vicar's sermon is running late again!'

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!' mockup

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!'

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Congregational Commando Pillows Collection

Congregational Commando Mugs

Explore our range of mugs crafted specifically for congregation members—perfect for adding a touch of faith-inspired humor or inspiration to your morning routine.

Congregational Commando Prints

Browse our selection of faith-inspired prints—ideal for uplifting any office, home, or church setting with thoughtful, creative designs.

Congregational Commando T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts designed for faith-based gatherings—stylish, comfortable, and full of spiritual wit perfect for any church event or casual wear.