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Beach con-man.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Stag night high jinks.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.