Organizational Prankster T-Shirts

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'