Congratulations Pillows

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

A hand giving the thumbs up sign

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

Leap

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

Brava

Astronaut

"Well Done!"

Well Done

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Congratulations - you may already be King!"

Finishing Line

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Congratulations on a hard-fought campaign!'

'So, how was flight school?'

Achievement.

A newly qualified bodyguard graduate holds a congratulations card with owners arm attached in his mouth

New Electric Car

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Congratulations. It's another damn Kardashian."

Smiley Victory Fingers

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Thank you bubbles

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."