Congratulation Gifts

Hyacinths

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Mum, I got the job!"

Thank you bubbles

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Complementary Beverages

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'So, how was flight school?'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Brava

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

Astronaut

'You dance like my mother.'

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

Smiley Victory Fingers

Cat Graduation

Give Thanks.

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

Every Day is a Gift