Congratulation Gifts

Hyacinths

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Thank you bubbles

"Mum, I got the job!"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

Complementary Beverages

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'So, how was flight school?'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

Brava

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Smiley Victory Fingers

Astronaut

'You dance like my mother.'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

Give Thanks.

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

Every Day is a Gift

New Electric Car