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College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Take me home now!"

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

Trapeze artists commuting

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

2020 Panic Room

"I always put things off until the last minute."

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