Confucianism Fan Pillows

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You call this a constitution?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Currently Boston

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'