Conformity Pillows

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

"And we thought you were a team player!"

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Do not think outside the box!

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Dog Training.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Bureaucratic castle

GDPR compliant

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'It's not company policy but how about starting on some performance enhancing drugs?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Autumn Leaves