Social Conformist Pillows

Your hair looks good down for a change, Twig. You think? I want to look different, but � I don't want to stand out! It could work.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Man burning his tie.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Dare to be different.

"See. . .? We did do something."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

More Unequal Than Others

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Frank Zappa

'It's a silent protest.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I beg to differ."

Never on Sunday

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'