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Monastery Kitchen - Ombudsmonk

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

Capturing a Cook

"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

'Listen, no tantrums, we are going to my mother's!'

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!"

"Where do you draw the line?"

Pots and Pans

"We all have different ways of dealing with rejection. . . I find going to bed with 10 litres of choc chip ice cream works for me."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.'

Treat at the Colinderies.

Cambridge Dons homing in at feeding time.

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

"Chewing gum at a business meeting, Clara? I trust you brought enough to share."