Conflict-resolving Gourmand T-Shirts

Monastery Kitchen - Ombudsmonk

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Capturing a Cook

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

'Listen, no tantrums, we are going to my mother's!'

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!"

"Where do you draw the line?"

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

"We all have different ways of dealing with rejection. . . I find going to bed with 10 litres of choc chip ice cream works for me."

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Mexican Food. Order here. Menu. It's hard to believe you have a nervous stomach --- It looks like it's big enough to be unafraid of everything!

Treat at the Colinderies.

Pots and Pans

Cambridge Dons homing in at feeding time.

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

"Chewing gum at a business meeting, Clara? I trust you brought enough to share."