Conflict Resolution Champion T-Shirts

Problems in the peace talks between Israel and Palestine.

The Impossible Calculus

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

'I am not redundant!'

IRA Truce Out Of The Terrorism Cloud.

Arafat eats peace dove: 'BURP!'

Middle East Peace Talks

"I have a beef with you!"

Our Shame...Made in the UK

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"I finally got them to agree, in principle, to disagree."

Peace Now

Playing With Peace

Chess boxing

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Large Emoticon Collider

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."